Native American Chief's Weather Forecast (humor)

Native American Chief's Weather Forecast (humor)

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There was a chief who was known for his superb weather control. That winter, the Native American came to the chief to control the amount of firewood and asked him about the winter weather. 

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The chief told me to come back tomorrow, then secretly went downtown and called the  Meteorological Administration.

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The  Meteorological Administration said the weather will be very cold this winter. And just in case, I asked you to call me again after a week. 

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The chief returned to the village the next day and told the villagers to collect a lot of firewood because it would be cold this winter. And a week later, he said he would tell me something more accurate.

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A week later, when the chief called the Meteorological Administration, he said excitedly.

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"Yes, I'm sure. Now the Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."

"The weather rules everything in mankind." 

- Aristotle.

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"The general who wins the war is a general who knows the weather." - Eisenhower.

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